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Project Temporality – It’s Portal meets Braid on crack, with avatars

by on August 26, 2011

When Project Temporality arrived at its posting outside Neptune and the Kuiper belt, the management announced the truth to the personnel. The protests that have arisen since have now brought the project executive, Admiral Melville, to come forward and advice everyone to behave:

“You are all among the top performers of the entire human race in your respective fields, and we should expect your qualifications to include flexibility, bravery and loyalty. The secrecy of this mission has provided security for us all, and now that it has been lifted, you should be proud to serve a cause not only more vital and more honorable than the one you signed up for, but also more so than anything anyone has done before. So hang in there, troopers! It’s not like you can do anything else out here anyway.”

In an attempt to soothe the public, Defrost Games, the producer behind Project Temporality, states that the project’s placement outside the planetary system, and its fictitious nature, most probably will protect Earth from harm in case anything goes horribly wrong. They also add, somewhat curiously, that “any problem can be solved by a hero designed in your own image”.

Here’s the trailer from Dream Build Play 2011: